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How to get RICH from McDonalds?! w/ Kareem Rahma (Subway Takes) | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
09:44 Weird Shaped Babies
16:00 McDonalds Criminal Empire
21:00 A Diverse Mafia!
24:30 Who TF Made the Pyramids
36:40 Foreign Subway Takes
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Видео

Why Should You NEVER Go To Roc Center Tree?! w/ a Retired Cop | Chris and Jaz React To Social Media
Просмотров 36 тыс.21 час назад
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 6:41 Chris and Jaz Go VIRAL 13:55 Meet Chrissy’s Cop Friend! 15:44 Perverts or Pickpockets? 28:00 DON’T GO TO ROCKEFELLER CENTER 40:30 Creepy Repeat Offender 49:08 Crazy Shoe Camera Story 1:07:00 Being Undercover 1:18:30 VOICEMAILS Naked Wines To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/ch...
The TRUTH about The Olympics - Ancient Greek Olympics - Christories | History Lessons - ep 35
Просмотров 79 тыс.День назад
This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE OLYMPICS! The Olympic Games originated in ancient Greece nearly 3,000 years ago and were first recorded in 776 BCE in Olympia. They were held every 4 years, a period known as an Olympiad, in honor of Zeus, the king of the Greek gods. Only freeborn Greek men were allowed to compete in the ancient games. The modern Olympic Games were revived b...
A 16 Year Old Came To My Show
Просмотров 28 тыс.День назад
Hey Babes this was a wild set from the other night at New York Comedy Club that I wanted to share it with you. Follow me on socials 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - chrisdcomedy Twitter - chrisdcomedy Website - www.chrisdcomedy.com/
Mark Normand is Jacked! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 179
Просмотров 167 тыс.14 дней назад
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Done With Debt Visit DONE WITH DEBT dot com. Talk with one of their debt relief strategists FOR FREE. You have nothing to lose - except your debt. GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. RocketMoney Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to Rocke...
Does Jaz Care About Chris Anymore?! Williamsburg VA Recap | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos | Ep 178
Просмотров 76 тыс.21 день назад
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Jaz is back! 03:00 Colonial Williamsburg! 14:20 Ride Guys 22:00 Mike’s Father in Law 28:55 Talkin’ Fishin 33:00 Outdoor Livin Broh 41:40 VOICEMAILS 55:00 Bad Kid 1:03:30 Nathan’s Lemonade KiWiCo Get 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos. Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos list...
Does Sam Morril Want To Start a Family?! | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos |ft. Gary Vider | Ep.177
Просмотров 57 тыс.28 дней назад
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by ...
The TRUTH about The US Constitution - The Bill of Rights - Christories | History Lessons - ep 34
Просмотров 50 тыс.Месяц назад
This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE BILL OF RIGHTS! The Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution, was ratified on December 15, 1791. It was created to protect individual liberties and limit government power. Key figures like James Madison played a crucial role in drafting these amendments, addressing the concerns of Anti-Federalists who feared...
Wait Until Chris' Panties Drop w/ Dan St. Germain | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 176
Просмотров 26 тыс.Месяц назад
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Dan St. Germaine stops by Chris' house to get chaotic, Chris forgot he was wearing panties, Mike is still recovering from his accident, Dan misses homies from open mics, John the father forgot to send Vito all the pictures for the episode because Vito is an absentee pos who didn't show up that day. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:35 Subway Eat Fresh 10:15 The Amish 15...
Ms. Pat Meets Jaz's Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 175
Просмотров 102 тыс.Месяц назад
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 4:40 Meets Jasmine’s Dad! 8:18 Dumb Asians 15:00 Ms. Pat is on Wikifeet!!! 22:22 Whites and Blacks 31:30 POW: Justin Timberlake 37:48 Chris is Gonna get Sued!! 50:40 Is this gay? 59:24 A Fully Gay Man (FGM) 1:03:04 Voicemail Ms. Pat comes to Chris' house in Queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz's ...
The TRUTH about First Gay U.S President - James Buchanan - Christories | History Lessons - ep 33
Просмотров 36 тыс.Месяц назад
This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE FIRST GAY PRESIDENT OF USA!!! 🙌 James Buchanan, the 15th President of the United States, served from 1857 to 1861. Born in Pennsylvania in 1791, he had a long political career that included roles as a congressman, senator, and diplomat before his presidency. Buchanan is often criticized for his inability to address the growing sectional tens...
Theo Von and Chris Distefano Best Of
Просмотров 48 тыс.Месяц назад
Hey Babes here’s a fun compilation of moments with the stunning Theo Von. Let me know in the comments if you like these weekly uploads. Upcoming Tour Dates with Sam Morril and Nimesh Patel June 22 - Atlantic City w/ Sam Morril only July 27 - Hammond IN Aug 10 - Prior Lake MN Sep 13 - Niagara Falls Ontario Ticky Wickys available at chrisdcomedy.com/tickets 😘😘😘
Did Chris Get ASSAULTED In a SAUNA?! w/ Gorilla Nems | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 174
Просмотров 34 тыс.Месяц назад
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Ethos L...
Is Jimmy Kimmel Looking Forward To The Election Cycle?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 173
Просмотров 58 тыс.Месяц назад
Is Jimmy Kimmel Looking Forward To The Election Cycle?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 173
The TRUTH about Louis XVI - THE LAST KING OF FRANCE - Christories | History Lessons - ep 32
Просмотров 49 тыс.2 месяца назад
The TRUTH about Louis XVI - THE LAST KING OF FRANCE - Christories | History Lessons - ep 32
Andrew Santino and Chris Distefano best of
Просмотров 45 тыс.2 месяца назад
Andrew Santino and Chris Distefano best of
Why Did Jaz WALK OUT on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172
Просмотров 96 тыс.2 месяца назад
Why Did Jaz WALK OUT on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172
Navy Seal Kidnapped By Al Qaeda
Просмотров 247 тыс.2 месяца назад
Navy Seal Kidnapped By Al Qaeda
Kat Timpf Tells Chris What Jan. 6 Was REALLY About! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 171
Просмотров 22 тыс.2 месяца назад
Kat Timpf Tells Chris What Jan. 6 Was REALLY About! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 171
London Confuses Me
Просмотров 19 тыс.2 месяца назад
London Confuses Me
The TRUTH about the JFK ASSASSINATION - Christories | History Lessons - ep 31
Просмотров 98 тыс.2 месяца назад
The TRUTH about the JFK ASSASSINATION - Christories | History Lessons - ep 31
Bombing on Morning TV Best Of Chris Distefano
Просмотров 31 тыс.2 месяца назад
Bombing on Morning TV Best Of Chris Distefano
Why Do Hasan Piker and Chris Have 9/11 In Common? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 170
Просмотров 108 тыс.2 месяца назад
Why Do Hasan Piker and Chris Have 9/11 In Common? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 170
Chris Distefano Crowd Work Comedy in New York City
Просмотров 167 тыс.2 месяца назад
Chris Distefano Crowd Work Comedy in New York City
Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 169
Просмотров 60 тыс.2 месяца назад
Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 169
The TRUTH about The Great Depression - Christories | History Lessons - ep 30
Просмотров 73 тыс.2 месяца назад
The TRUTH about The Great Depression - Christories | History Lessons - ep 30
Kill Tony Best Of Chris Distefano
Просмотров 161 тыс.2 месяца назад
Kill Tony Best Of Chris Distefano
Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 168
Просмотров 47 тыс.3 месяца назад
Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 168
Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167
Просмотров 24 тыс.3 месяца назад
Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167
The TRUTH about The Korean War - Christories | History Lessons - ep 29
Просмотров 84 тыс.3 месяца назад
The TRUTH about The Korean War - Christories | History Lessons - ep 29

Комментарии

  • @weispaints
    @weispaints 2 часа назад

    There’s a lot of inaccuracies in this video but one is right here Apple products say Cupertino because that’s where their headquarters is currently located and has always been located 3:39 Waz-knee-ack btw Jesus Christ. Waz like Wizard of Oz. Wozniak.

  • @AlbertoGarcia-wd7sc
    @AlbertoGarcia-wd7sc 6 часов назад

    Now Hasan needs to have Matteo Lane

  • @user-gj4ez6qj2z
    @user-gj4ez6qj2z 7 часов назад

    Eew, what the fuck

  • @clintj
    @clintj 8 часов назад

    Psylocke was fit

  • @user-gj4ez6qj2z
    @user-gj4ez6qj2z 8 часов назад

    We miss titi so much 😭

  • @yoavmor7381
    @yoavmor7381 10 часов назад

    So many little inaccuracies. love you as a comic but please at least have notes on your videos when you're wrong

  • @gridironpacks333
    @gridironpacks333 11 часов назад

    The people bitching will be the same ones complaining when Chris doesn’t wanna do the show anymore

  • @chandlerpearson9853
    @chandlerpearson9853 13 часов назад

    Christories doesn’t know about the feast of Dionysus?

  • @brentweaver3743
    @brentweaver3743 15 часов назад

    Keep playing games and I'm gonna take your girl playa 😂 you can watch me hit tho for the first month 👌🏻

  • @ashcash098
    @ashcash098 15 часов назад

    Hope Mike stays forever 🫶

  • @ElisabethKanyer
    @ElisabethKanyer 15 часов назад

    Best ep ever!

  • @opaladwyl
    @opaladwyl 16 часов назад

    This is what made me follow his career more!! 😂😂😂

  • @Shawnsozooted
    @Shawnsozooted 16 часов назад

    bro got shrooms from a gnome

  • @PizzaWithPowers
    @PizzaWithPowers 19 часов назад

    So nice to see Chrissy D solo without that other guy

  • @Shelby-eo3dz
    @Shelby-eo3dz 19 часов назад

    So in other words since it’s been a year and still no TT, if we see a Folgers can in the background of the new eps we know what happened.

  • @brit4719
    @brit4719 20 часов назад

    Chris keeps smelling his fingers lol

  • @3martyr
    @3martyr 22 часа назад

    chris being so existential over his outfit is so funny

  • @vegamedina289
    @vegamedina289 23 часа назад

    Full leg cross & dull!!!! On to the next

  • @ndrsln
    @ndrsln День назад

    N* word ... No! Lol😂😂

  • @cameronwaller10
    @cameronwaller10 День назад

    Why is there no more video to the Spotify podcast?

  • @CandiidoGamiing
    @CandiidoGamiing День назад

    I still watch all the old hey babes everyday 😅

  • @CandiidoGamiing
    @CandiidoGamiing День назад

    Bring back hey babe 😢

  • @A_r78
    @A_r78 День назад

    Chris is so lame now He ended history hyenas for this broad who’s going to leave him AGAIN

  • @lolcrazybrynn321
    @lolcrazybrynn321 День назад

    the production has been lower recently add more photos of the things they speak of, chris needs to stop trying to fit into every niche of people and make everyone accept him, mike just needs to be in it more or out of it completely

  • @juliogarza8239
    @juliogarza8239 День назад

    BRING BACK HYENAS!!!!! No Matteo Lane No Mike Cannon we WANT YANNI ALMOST!!!! Your views have disappeared for a reason and the ONLY way to bring them back is to squash whatever it is and bring the show back you FFs!!!!!!!

  • @ElisabethKanyer
    @ElisabethKanyer День назад

    Your Christian tattoo is wonderful and protecting you, alongside maybe your Catholicism is why you have a beautiful family, girl and success? Be careful playing with fire and normalizing blasphemy. I know it may not be coined as halal to some, but keep it. He subtly bashes on every faith in this pod, primarily Christianity. . That doesnt seem very loving of him, neither does bashing on his kids head shape or justifying stealing. #scary

  • @Dawsonm024
    @Dawsonm024 День назад

    Damn.. censoring swears now? Yikes boys. Also Kareem speaks like a valley girl. Such a dildo

  • @ElisabethKanyer
    @ElisabethKanyer День назад

    That was so scary when the New World Order almost got rolled out on us. Love how nurses and people in the military who refused to get the vaxx are now getting their jobs back and back pay. So glad I didnt get vaxxed or wore a mask (outside of when I had to amidst flying and Id move it down). Never once gotten COVID or sick and I live in the THCK of overpopulate, apartment life in LA. Yet everyone I know that's gotten the vaxx has gotten COVID. Ironic.

  • @raheemjohnson9322
    @raheemjohnson9322 День назад

    I’m from Virginia and that absolutely is not the case. Hell, in Hoodbridge, VA CVS items stay locked up and depending on the area individuals aren’t too keen on the local officers at all. Lol

  • @clamsoup
    @clamsoup День назад

    My nephew identified as Egyptian on his Facebook page during the Arab Spring. He said, "Hooray my people!" I told him, those are not your people.

  • @jamesmccoy3442
    @jamesmccoy3442 День назад

    Eric Andre with zero energy head ass

  • @jamesmccoy3442
    @jamesmccoy3442 День назад

    Eric Andre with zero energy head ass

  • @dickwintered
    @dickwintered День назад

    What's with all these negative comments jeez. If you don't like it, don't watch it? Chris and team, never stop putting out quality and free content. Thank you!

  • @ruthelwethbrook6772
    @ruthelwethbrook6772 День назад

    Mark needs to have kids to worry about the world around him LMAO

  • @LuxApricity
    @LuxApricity День назад

    I can’t get over the opening ad for pistachios. Chris claims he’s covered in shells from eating so many, only to follow it up by saying the new pistachios come without the shells. LMFAO.

    • @niina9777
      @niina9777 20 часов назад

      Lol that's why it's Mike's job to read the ads

  • @papichulo1084
    @papichulo1084 День назад

    😂

  • @curtisw831
    @curtisw831 День назад

    Am I the only one hearing an echo?

  • @Shadarif1901
    @Shadarif1901 День назад

    They don’t care about the pod. They no longer film at SLAM probs cause they were dumb and didn’t maintain a good relationship so now Chris uses his home with several children

  • @NashPotatoesOutdoorShow
    @NashPotatoesOutdoorShow День назад

    I used to love this podcast!

  • @kennethrudibaugh
    @kennethrudibaugh День назад

    This dude is too cool for the room. “I don’t like sports it’s too much drama.” Then says “I wanna see viral video Olympics.” Isn’t that nothing but drama?

  • @BELTRANinc
    @BELTRANinc День назад

    his mugshots in a hamburglar costume 😂

  • @andrewporter4744
    @andrewporter4744 День назад

    Hey BabyMouth, let’s work on removing the echo, how bout it? It’s what it is!

  • @pronjoffitt9141
    @pronjoffitt9141 День назад

    loud censoring is fucking gay